By beigebloke
The Hedgehog and the Tiremark
A hedgehog was tired of being run over and wished for some wheels so she could get out of the way. In a flash, she had some wheels and from then on zoomed about wherever she pleased, leaving smiley curvy tiremarks everywhere, and was never run over again.
Moral:
If you're a hedgehog any wish you make will come true. However, you're not a hedgehog, and you never will be.