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The pig and the weight

One day a giant inflatable pig was berating his lot. 'They say that pigs might fly, but I never will!' thought the unhappy pig. 'Oh, only if only I had some feathers. Then I'd fly like a beagle!'. No sooner had the pig said this than he was shot by a passing arrow, making him no happier. Luckily a nearby flying ten ton weight took pity on the injured pig and picked him up to carry him off towards a place of safety and pig repair. 'At last!' thought the happiggy. 'I wished for feathers, and now I can fly!'

Moral:
Be careful not to travel backwards in time after being suspended from a weight as you will soon find yourself to be an unhappy inflatable pig.

 

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